Mumbai, February 2025 – In a bold new strategy, India’s government has announced that the rupee isn’t falling—it’s just “on a thrilling journey of self-discovery.”
“Think of it like bungee jumping,” explained an RBI spokesperson. “The rupee is just experiencing a free fall before bouncing back stronger than ever—probably.”
‘Weak Rupee is Good for Exports,’ Say Experts Who Definitely Don’t Buy Anything Themselves
Economists have assured the public that a weak rupee is actually great news, at least for exporters and people who enjoy watching forex charts for fun.
“The rupee may be weaker than ever, but so what? Think of all the foreigners who can now buy cheap Indian handicrafts!” said a trade analyst. When asked whether this helps the average Indian struggling with higher fuel and food prices, he simply smiled and walked away.
Meanwhile, citizens traveling abroad have begun crowdfunding their vacations, as ₹100 now gets you roughly half a glass of water at an American airport.