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Bhubaneswar – In a groundbreaking display of crisis management, private institute KIIT has set a new industry standard for student welfare by forcibly evicting Nepalese students after they dared to ask questions about a tragic incident on campus. The institute, which prides itself on being an “international” hub of education, proved its commitment to global.
IMPHAL, 9th February—Trying to copy the iconic Marvel Line ‘Fine, I’ll do it myself’—but in reverse,” Manipur Chief Minister N. Biren Singh announced his resignation today, citing “sheer exhaustion from having to explain why the entire state is perpetually on fire.” The resignation comes after months of escalating violence, political turmoil, and the general sense.
MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking shift in urban survival tactics, Mumbaikars have begun migrating underwater to escape the city’s record-breaking AQI levels. As air pollution soars past ‘hazardous’ and inches dangerously close to ‘please-just-grow-gills,’ thousands of residents have taken the logical next step—seeking refuge beneath the Arabian Sea, where the oxygen levels are significantly higher.
NEW DELHI — In a remarkable display of institutional efficiency, the Lok Sabha has successfully managed to forget that it had already forgotten about the ongoing Manipur conflict. This rare political achievement was reached during a high-energy session where members passionately debated issues of national importance—such as renaming the Indian Ocean, the GST on popcorn,.
New Delhi — Fresh from a high-stakes bilateral meeting with U.S. President Donald Trump, India’s Prime Minister has announced a momentous decision: officially renaming the Indian Ocean to the Indian Ocean. The decision, described as “deeply symbolic” and “strategically unnecessary,” has already sparked debate, confusion, and at least 500 WhatsApp forwards. “The ocean has always.
Mumbai, February 2025 – In an unsurprising turn of events, billionaire Gautam Adani has confirmed that his conglomerate is in the “final stages” of acquiring literally everything in India. “Why stop at ports and airports when we can buy the whole country?” Adani asked reporters at a press conference while unveiling his new Nation Acquisition.
New Delhi, February 2025 – In an unprecedented turn of events, India’s GDP growth has officially been declared “super chill,” leading to a nationwide sigh of relief as economists, policymakers, and business leaders unanimously agree that there’s really nothing to stress about. According to the latest reports, India’s economy is growing at a “vibes-based” 6.5%,.
New Delhi, February 2025 – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the economy, the Indian government has announced a two-day nationwide shutdown to engage in deep, strategic discussions about the GST rate on popcorn. With issues like unemployment, inflation, and economic slowdown already under control (obviously), policymakers have decided to prioritize the most.
Mumbai, February 2025 – In a groundbreaking declaration of corporate wisdom, India’s top business leaders have clarified a fundamental truth: profits are not the responsibility of companies, but of the government. “Look, we didn’t sign up for this ‘risk-taking’ nonsense when we became billionaires,” explained the CEO of a leading conglomerate. “It’s the government’s duty.
New Delhi, February 2025 – In what has now become an electoral tradition, the Congress party has once again secured an impressive total of 0 seats in the Delhi Assembly elections. While others might see this as a humiliating defeat, Congress has chosen to flip the narrative, calling it a “symbolic win” and a testament.