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Himanta Biswa Sarma Wonders If Foreign Powers Control Assam Congress, George Soros Reportedly Confused

Guwahati, February 2025 – Assam Chief Minister Himanta Biswa Sarma has once again rocked the political landscape by asking the most logical question of our times: Is the Assam Congress secretly controlled by foreign forces, particularly the shadowy ‘George Soros ecosystem’? This revelation has stunned political analysts, Assam Congress leaders, and—most notably—George Soros himself, who,.

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Mamata Banerjee Slams Nirmala Sitharaman’s “Biased” Comments on Bengal Corruption: ‘How Dare You Steal My Script?’

Kolkata, February 2025 – A fresh political brawl has erupted after Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman made remarks about corruption in Bengal, prompting an enraged response from Chief Minister Mamata Banerjee, who accused her of being “biased” and, more importantly, of “stealing her lines”. “How dare she criticize Bengal’s corruption? That’s MY job!” thundered Banerjee at.

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Gautam Adani Indicted in U.S. for Alleged Bribery Scheme; Claims It’s Just a Cultural Exchange Program

New York, November 21, 2024 – Indian billionaire Gautam Adani, along with associates, has been indicted by U.S. prosecutors for allegedly orchestrating a $265 million bribery scheme to secure solar power contracts. In a spirited defense, Adani’s spokesperson clarified that the alleged bribes were merely part of a cultural exchange program. “In India, we have.

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Government Solves Rising Fuel Prices by Encouraging Citizens to ‘Walk More’

New Delhi, February 2025 – In an innovative policy move, the government has announced that instead of reducing fuel prices, citizens should simply “embrace a healthier lifestyle” and walk everywhere. “People in Europe walk all the time and call it a ‘cultural experience.’ Why can’t we?” said a minister while stepping out of his government-funded.

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Rupee Hits Record Low Against Dollar, Government Says It’s ‘Exploring New Lows’ for the Thrill

Mumbai, February 2025 – In a bold new strategy, India’s government has announced that the rupee isn’t falling—it’s just “on a thrilling journey of self-discovery.” “Think of it like bungee jumping,” explained an RBI spokesperson. “The rupee is just experiencing a free fall before bouncing back stronger than ever—probably.” ‘Weak Rupee is Good for Exports,’.

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Unemployment Rate Hits Record High, Government Rebrands It as ‘Work-Life Balance Revolution’

New Delhi, February 2025 – In what experts are calling a “refreshing perspective on economic challenges,” the Indian government has announced that unemployment is no longer a crisis—it’s actually a bold new step toward a stress-free lifestyle. “We’re seeing an unprecedented level of work-life balance in India,” declared the Labor Minister in a press conference..

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India’s Billionaires Complain About ‘Hard Life’ as Private Jet Prices Skyrocket

Mumbai, February 2025 – In a heartbreaking turn of events, India’s billionaires are struggling with an unexpected crisis: the rising cost of luxury. From soaring private jet prices to the outrageous cost of imported caviar, India’s wealthiest citizens are experiencing real hardship. “The economy is in shambles,” lamented one distressed industrialist. “Last year, I could.

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