Bhubaneswar – In a groundbreaking display of crisis management, private institute KIIT has set a new industry standard for student welfare by forcibly evicting Nepalese students after they dared to ask questions about a tragic incident on campus. The institute, which prides itself on being an “international” hub of education, proved its commitment to global.

MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking shift in urban survival tactics, Mumbaikars have begun migrating underwater to escape the city’s record-breaking AQI levels. As air pollution soars past ‘hazardous’ and inches dangerously close to ‘please-just-grow-gills,’ thousands of residents have taken the logical next step—seeking refuge beneath the Arabian Sea, where the oxygen levels are significantly higher.

New Delhi — Fresh from a high-stakes bilateral meeting with U.S. President Donald Trump, India’s Prime Minister has announced a momentous decision: officially renaming the Indian Ocean to the Indian Ocean. The decision, described as “deeply symbolic” and “strategically unnecessary,” has already sparked debate, confusion, and at least 500 WhatsApp forwards. “The ocean has always.

Mumbai, February 2025 – In an unsurprising turn of events, billionaire Gautam Adani has confirmed that his conglomerate is in the “final stages” of acquiring literally everything in India. “Why stop at ports and airports when we can buy the whole country?” Adani asked reporters at a press conference while unveiling his new Nation Acquisition.

New Delhi, February 2025 – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the economy, the Indian government has announced a two-day nationwide shutdown to engage in deep, strategic discussions about the GST rate on popcorn. With issues like unemployment, inflation, and economic slowdown already under control (obviously), policymakers have decided to prioritize the most.

New York, November 21, 2024 – Indian billionaire Gautam Adani, along with associates, has been indicted by U.S. prosecutors for allegedly orchestrating a $265 million bribery scheme to secure solar power contracts. In a spirited defense, Adani’s spokesperson clarified that the alleged bribes were merely part of a cultural exchange program. “In India, we have.

New Delhi, February 2025 – In an innovative policy move, the government has announced that instead of reducing fuel prices, citizens should simply “embrace a healthier lifestyle” and walk everywhere. “People in Europe walk all the time and call it a ‘cultural experience.’ Why can’t we?” said a minister while stepping out of his government-funded.