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India’s GDP Growth is So Chill, Even Economists Are Taking It Easy

New Delhi, February 2025 – In an unprecedented turn of events, India’s GDP growth has officially been declared “super chill,” leading to a nationwide sigh of relief as economists, policymakers, and business leaders unanimously agree that there’s really nothing to stress about. According to the latest reports, India’s economy is growing at a “vibes-based” 6.5%,.

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India’s Billionaires Complain About ‘Hard Life’ as Private Jet Prices Skyrocket

Mumbai, February 2025 – In a heartbreaking turn of events, India’s billionaires are struggling with an unexpected crisis: the rising cost of luxury. From soaring private jet prices to the outrageous cost of imported caviar, India’s wealthiest citizens are experiencing real hardship. “The economy is in shambles,” lamented one distressed industrialist. “Last year, I could.

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