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Rupee Hits Record Low Against Dollar, Government Says It’s ‘Exploring New Lows’ for the Thrill

Mumbai, February 2025 – In a bold new strategy, India’s government has announced that the rupee isn’t falling—it’s just “on a thrilling journey of self-discovery.” “Think of it like bungee jumping,” explained an RBI spokesperson. “The rupee is just experiencing a free fall before bouncing back stronger than ever—probably.” ‘Weak Rupee is Good for Exports,’.

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Unemployment Rate Hits Record High, Government Rebrands It as ‘Work-Life Balance Revolution’

New Delhi, February 2025 – In what experts are calling a “refreshing perspective on economic challenges,” the Indian government has announced that unemployment is no longer a crisis—it’s actually a bold new step toward a stress-free lifestyle. “We’re seeing an unprecedented level of work-life balance in India,” declared the Labor Minister in a press conference..

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India’s Billionaires Complain About ‘Hard Life’ as Private Jet Prices Skyrocket

Mumbai, February 2025 – In a heartbreaking turn of events, India’s billionaires are struggling with an unexpected crisis: the rising cost of luxury. From soaring private jet prices to the outrageous cost of imported caviar, India’s wealthiest citizens are experiencing real hardship. “The economy is in shambles,” lamented one distressed industrialist. “Last year, I could.

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