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Manipur Chief Minister Quits, Cites “Exhaustion From Explaining Why Everything Is On Fire”

IMPHAL, 9th February—Trying to copy the iconic Marvel Line ‘Fine, I’ll do it myself’—but in reverse,” Manipur Chief Minister N. Biren Singh announced his resignation today, citing “sheer exhaustion from having to explain why the entire state is perpetually on fire.” The resignation comes after months of escalating violence, political turmoil, and the general sense.

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Lok Sabha Forgets That They Forgot the Manipur Conflict, Moves On to Forget Something Else

NEW DELHI — In a remarkable display of institutional efficiency, the Lok Sabha has successfully managed to forget that it had already forgotten about the ongoing Manipur conflict. This rare political achievement was reached during a high-energy session where members passionately debated issues of national importance—such as renaming the Indian Ocean, the GST on popcorn,.

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Congress Wins Stunning 0 Seats in Delhi Elections, Declares Victory in Spirit

New Delhi, February 2025 – In what has now become an electoral tradition, the Congress party has once again secured an impressive total of 0 seats in the Delhi Assembly elections. While others might see this as a humiliating defeat, Congress has chosen to flip the narrative, calling it a “symbolic win” and a testament.

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Himanta Biswa Sarma Wonders If Foreign Powers Control Assam Congress, George Soros Reportedly Confused

Guwahati, February 2025 – Assam Chief Minister Himanta Biswa Sarma has once again rocked the political landscape by asking the most logical question of our times: Is the Assam Congress secretly controlled by foreign forces, particularly the shadowy ‘George Soros ecosystem’? This revelation has stunned political analysts, Assam Congress leaders, and—most notably—George Soros himself, who,.

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Mamata Banerjee Slams Nirmala Sitharaman’s “Biased” Comments on Bengal Corruption: ‘How Dare You Steal My Script?’

Kolkata, February 2025 – A fresh political brawl has erupted after Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman made remarks about corruption in Bengal, prompting an enraged response from Chief Minister Mamata Banerjee, who accused her of being “biased” and, more importantly, of “stealing her lines”. “How dare she criticize Bengal’s corruption? That’s MY job!” thundered Banerjee at.

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