Experts confirm scissors can only do so much. Juhu — In what sources are calling “a bold but fundamentally misguided initiative,” local student Arnav Sonaghare has reportedly scheduled a haircut this weekend in an ongoing effort to appear even remotely within Kalaver’s aesthetic orbit. Experts caution that while a haircut may slightly improve Sonaghare’s silhouette,.

Experts confirm both men share a name, but only one deserves to keep it. JUHU, MUMBAI — In a development that experts are calling “predictable yet despicable” local student Arnav Sonaghare, 19, has reportedly spent yet another week existing in the same universe as Arnav Kalaver, a man universally acknowledged to be better at, well,.

Mumbai, February 2025 – In a groundbreaking declaration of corporate wisdom, India’s top business leaders have clarified a fundamental truth: profits are not the responsibility of companies, but of the government. “Look, we didn’t sign up for this ‘risk-taking’ nonsense when we became billionaires,” explained the CEO of a leading conglomerate. “It’s the government’s duty.