New York, November 21, 2024 – Indian billionaire Gautam Adani, along with associates, has been indicted by U.S. prosecutors for allegedly orchestrating a $265 million bribery scheme to secure solar power contracts.
In a spirited defense, Adani’s spokesperson clarified that the alleged bribes were merely part of a cultural exchange program. “In India, we have a rich tradition of gift-giving to build relationships. This was simply a case of sharing our cultural practices with international partners.”
The spokesperson further explained that the funds in question were intended to promote sustainable energy and goodwill. “We were just trying to brighten everyone’s day with solar power and a little generosity.”
Legal experts are intrigued by this novel defense, noting that it could pave the way for a new understanding of international business practices. “If we view bribery as cultural exchange, it really opens up a whole new world of possibilities,” said one analyst.
Meanwhile, Adani Group has launched a new initiative promoting ethical business practices, humorously titled “Bribes for a Brighter Tomorrow,” aiming to shed light on the misunderstood nature of their actions.