Mumbai, February 2025 – In a heartbreaking turn of events, India’s billionaires are struggling with an unexpected crisis: the rising cost of luxury.

From soaring private jet prices to the outrageous cost of imported caviar, India’s wealthiest citizens are experiencing real hardship. “The economy is in shambles,” lamented one distressed industrialist. “Last year, I could buy a Rolls-Royce at a reasonable ₹10 crore, but now? It’s ₹12 crore. How are we expected to survive in these conditions?”

Yacht Maintenance Now ‘Unaffordable’ – Crisis Deepens

According to a recent survey by Wealth Privilege Quarterly, the cost of maintaining a yacht has increased by nearly 30%. Billionaires who once enjoyed hassle-free weekends in the Maldives are now being forced to make difficult choices.

“I had to sell my second yacht,” admitted a sobbing real estate tycoon. “I never imagined I’d see the day when I’d have only one.”

Many of India’s rich are now turning to budget-friendly alternatives, such as second-hand helicopters and slightly less extravagant five-star hotel suites.

“The suffering is unimaginable,” one billionaire sighed. “Last month, I almost had to fly business class.”

Government to the Rescue: New Tax Breaks for the Ultra-Wealthy

Recognizing this unprecedented financial strain, the government has stepped in with relief measures. Billionaires will now receive a Luxury Survival Allowance, which includes:

  • 50% tax rebate on yachts, jets, and gold-plated home decor.
  • Special ‘Rich Person Fuel Subsidy’ to offset rising jet fuel costs.
  • Fast-track approval for billionaires applying for “Swiss Citizenship for Financial Convenience” visas.

“This is not about favoritism,” explained a government official. “Billionaires are job creators. If they don’t enjoy their lives, how will they inspire common people to dream big?”

Common People Encouraged to ‘Have Empathy’ for the Rich

Meanwhile, economic experts are urging ordinary Indians to show compassion for their struggling billionaires. “Instead of whining about onions costing ₹80 per kilo, imagine the pain of a billionaire who can’t even buy a new Bentley this year,” said one financial analyst.

The public is being encouraged to support India’s ultra-rich by spending more at luxury brands. To aid this effort, malls have introduced a new slogan: “Every Gucci purchase helps a struggling billionaire.”For now, India’s rich remain hopeful that the economy will soon stabilize. Until then, they’re bravely adjusting—by reducing their monthly Monaco trips from five to three.